Thursday, October 20, 2011

On a Whim: Tales of a Lonesome Adventurer

This is me on a mini adventure in a tree!
As of this past weekend, and it essentially being  my last one here for a while, I decided to embark on an adventure of epic proportions. [I use epic knowing very well, thanks to Jack Downs, that the term is misused, but it serves my purposes well] This tale shall be told in a slightly photo journalistic manner, mostly due to the fact that I took almost 600 photos and want to share them. Since I was alone, I tried to include as many photos of myself that I had, taken by myself with and without timers, or by helpful strangers [God bless the people of the Northwest!].... and so it begins....

Once upon a time, there was a warrior girl christened with the name Kia, who knew when the weather would be good.


She set out early one morning for only semi-familiar lands. On her journey she met a group of people on a quest much like herself. In search of ocean tides. They were [L-R]  Lauren, Linsey and [taking the photo] David. Linsey, having just moved over from Ohio was being shown the wonders of her new home by brave friends.



But upon reaching the opposite shores of a mildly, non-treacherous sailing endeavor, the new acquaintances had to part ways. But what our young female, and better looking, Columbus had in store were surprises galore. She knew of the local queen and paid her respects to her while visiting the castle.



Queen Lisa had once been a warrior much like Kia, but upon seeking new adventures and fields of study she temporarily relinquished her title to a younger, in age but not in spirit, generation. Their time together was rejuvenating and sweet, but could not contain the wild spirit of our younger warrior. So they bid adieu and Kia drifted into the crevices of mountains to seek realms yet unseen.

                    

Upon beginning her journey, she had little idea of the mysteries and perils that lay ahead, she only knew the danger was worth the gain. When she entered the forest beside blue waters, Kia was met with ominous passings. A dark tunnel and a question, "What might the other side hold for me?" Alas, she found a wellspring of life and new acquaintances. Bethanne was a fearless wonderer of many voyages and she imparted wisdom to our young traveler. Behold, this feat was accomplished and Kia continued on toward mysterious waters.
And mysterious seas she found on the ocean beaches of a strange village called La Push, just south of the most Western part of this country. Our warrior Kia had stopped in the nearby township of Forks, and though finding no forks, she did find a bargained price travel cloak. With her cloak tight around her shoulders, she stopped at the village tavern Three Rivers for food then spent her day exploring the shores and searching out it's treasures, preparing for unwanted encounters of the unnatural kind. But the night was coming fast.
Despite the light of day, Kia could see that darkness was approaching and she would need to find shelter. She clambered into her wagon and sought a place to tie up for the night. her adventure had taken a frightening turn. With the night full on her, she found no inn willing to take her, or asking for outrageous payments. She reluctantly stopped to ask a helpful keep for advice. She was instructed to unsaddle behind a morning refreshment cart and did so. She was well at ease and upon pulling out her communication tablet, found that there was a ready messenger [internet] waiting to pack her messages to other kingdoms. Concluding that the messenger was bewitched [security protected] and required a magic code, proceeded to test her wit. Upon the word espresso, she had his full [hacked] attention. She rested easy having informed her King and Queen of her safety, and slumbered till dawn.




Morning sought our weary eyed, but well rested warrior and beckoned her forth to another epic day. She first  thanked her unlikely stand owners with a generous donation and as a customer of their renowned white grinded brew. Then her path took an unplanned detour into the Hoh rain forest where untold creatures lurked in the shadows.



There was an array of beasts and fowl that met our traveler, but they met her with welcoming. Her adventures continued through woods and across waters, mostly on a well graveled trail.... but still. Our faithful warrior filled her time in wonder and worship of the creations she encountered.


             
The maintainers of this natural castle, Jon and Lisa helped Kia on her journey and the struggle of the peasants to protect the lands. They offered instructive information on where she might find her next quest. For it, she'd have to brave loosing the sun, and possibly leave behind her mind on the cliffs of insanity, for a few moments before finding the her place next to the open ocean.



Her joy was boundless, but alas, all was to end as she faced her greatest adversary yet- Finals week. She marked her landings and left behind friends with a farewell and promises to see them soon.




Tuesday, April 26, 2011

Holy Holy Holy Firm Firm Firm

For the few dear readers I have, I am adamantly and vehemently advocating this book.

Annie Dillard made residence in a one room log house in the Puget Sound in 1975 with the intention for two years of writing something meaningful and deep, something worthy of God. And on this island, I believe she did just that. Though it's not always easy to follow, this slim book is riddled with profound statements of life and the world surrounding us. It often reads more akin to unconscious thought moving sometimes fluidly and at other times rapidly and disconnected. Either way, this is one of those books that OUGHT to be read!

"There is always the temptation in life to diddle around making itsy-bitsy friends and meals and journeys for years on end. It is all so self conscience, so apparently moral...But I won't have it. The world is wilder than that in all directions, more dangerous...more extravagant and bright. We are...raising tomatoes when we should be raising Cain, or Lazarus."

Monday, April 18, 2011

Words for your humor....

Funny words that the more you say them the funnier they sound... especially if you can put all of them into one sentence...

-Oy
-Poodle
-Besmirched
-Behoove
-Dapper

Monday, April 4, 2011

Ways to run

I'll be the first person to admit that I hate running. Treadmills are the bane of my workout existence. I mean, you're there trying to sweat your thighs off but going nowhere; you're working so hard for nothing. That might be an exaggeration considering people have weight goals and the such, but I confess that I clearly lack understanding in this respect.

I get that people are lazy; there are also people that really do WANT to workout and get in shape and something is stopping them....I think I know what it is.... BOREDOM.

I hate working out because I get bored, and my best friend can attest that even doing a prescribed number of reps will bore me. I don't speak for everyone, I speak in my own personal case, but I will make working out fun again!



-I've made a playlist; good music that makes me happy; when I hear it I can't help but smile. It also has a beat or rhythm that won't put me to sleep.
-When I run, I never take the same rout twice; I run three songs worth [about 10 min] one way, then three new songs back, or more since I'm prone to getting lost.
-I switch up where and how I run. Hills, flats, pavement, trails.
I keep myself aware and run with my camera because, if you know even the tiniest bit about me, I always have a camera.
I don't just push through and run without pause; I stop to take photos, I slow down if something is hurting, the only part I push through is the first three songs- those I will run, no matter the route, without pause.
-If it's sunny- I'll go for a run, if it's raining- I go for a run, if I'm in particular pain I will lower my lofty standard to run my first three on a treadmill as a warm up and to save my ankle or back, but then I'll hit the door.
-After the first three I'll hike, walk, jog, sprint and just mix it up. I keep it interesting and my heart rate guessing.

As for weights I take two exercises and do them to the beat of a song, I don't do reps- I'll do bicep curls for 30 sec, then squats [with the weights] for the next 30. Then the next song I'll do two new exercises.
-If I am getting bored I'll intentionally pick a fast paced song, low weights and see how fast I can go, I walk around or dance while I do whatever exercise will allow me to move, or combine three or four ridiculous exercises that probably shouldn't go together and make an obstacle course of it.

For the first time in my life I'm looking forward to working out, I'm looking for my next adventure as opposed to waiting our my exercise purgatory staring at the same spot on the wall/ mirror. I'm having fun and relish every opportunity to be outside.

My next adventures include some intense hiking opportunities and kayaking...with whales...killer whales...

Friday, April 1, 2011

Hilarious and possibly dangerous but obviously stupid mistake.

The days of doing stupid things with friends in large gathering is far from over. My legendary days of sucking helium from balloons and singing "Follow the Yellow Brick Road" however, are. So if you like blue lipped, unconscious but still conscious people slowing falling to their knees while being unaided by friends that find humor in videotaping the moment of idiocy, then this video is for you!

Enjoy,
The unconscious but conscious idiot.

Wednesday, March 16, 2011

One of the All time greats

SNL did a fantastic job of recreating Wayne's World with Mike Myers and Dana Carvey for the throwback skit